Sunday, December 5, 2010

Two Page Babies :)

Saved by the DNA testing! I am having twin boys and they are officially Judd Page's children. The media has declared this truth for all grocery store shoppers to know! Judd has moved me into his summer house and promised to take care of me and the boys. He has no desire to marry me and promises not to sleep with me again, which is completely fine by me. I wonder how my boys will carry on the Page family name?

WHAT THE ?!

Judd is denying all my claims that I am pregnant with his child and is embarrassing my whole family in media interviews and exclusives. We are on all the tabloids. He claims that I got pregnant by a trashy boyfriend and that I have paid a women to steal his class ring and watch. How long do you have to wait for DNA testing? I know it's too early, but how long will my family and I have to endure this ridicule?

Pregnant?

The plan worked! I went to the party and wasn't even there an hour before Judd came up to me and offered to buy me a drink and worked me to sleep with him. I didn't resist at all, since this was going according to plan. I just got a positive pregnancy test and am planning to tell my father and Judd Page this weekend. I hope my father is pleased.

The Plan of Action

I have devised a plan to have a Page child. My heart is racing just typing this right now. I'm sure most people would not go to the lengths I plan to go, but I will do nothing wrong, since this is what I deserve, even though it might not be the most moral.

Step One: Go to Chanel and buy the hottest outfit I can find.
Step Two: Shane told me once that Judd Page loves to frequent Club Dynamite. Friday they are having a Halloween party.
Step Three: Wear my costume (with a mask) to the party and see Judd Page's reaction (he won't know it's me).
Step Four: Since his wife is dead, there is a high likely that he will want to sleep with me, and maybe I will get pregnant.
Step Five: If he sleeps with me, ask for his watch and class ring to prove that this will be a Page baby. If that doesn't work, there is always DNA tests!

Hiding

It's been two years since my last post. I felt so bad to hear that Shane's mother died, but I could not be there to comfort him because of his father's order. I've been hiding out at my parent's house on the Cape. I heard in the news the other day that Shane is engaged to the princess of England. My father was furious and I was heartbroken when we found out. My father believes I have been severely wronged and Judd still owes me the child I was never given. My father wants to sue, but there is no justice system for this type of wrongs. I believe my father wants a child of the Page family because of the insentience and wealth it will bring upon our family. Then my father will know I will be taken care of, since my brother is getting the company. I need to think of something because I can't continue living like this.

Moving Home

I spent a few months at my in-laws house as we went through Oliver's things and grieved his death. I got to know Shane, Oliver and Ernest's younger brother. Judd, my father-in-law, saw that Shane and I were becoming closer as we grieved, so he asked me to move back home to my family because they couldn't handle the memories that I brought. I think it was because Shane is the last son in line to gain the inheritance and Judd was scared I would "kill" the last of his sons. I'll give them some time, but the media will have a hay day with this story. My father isn't pleased that I have lost another suitable husband and still have no children. He thinks that Judd owes me children since I have been through so much trauma and want one so badly. Judd Page is not the nicest of father-in-laws. I even heard he sold his youngest brother's inheritance of the Page company to some business men in Egypt.

Two Funerals?

So our wedding went off without a hitch, but something unexpected and terrible happened. We had just checked into our hotel room for the honeymoon in the Grand Caymans and we were having the most romantic evening. Right in the middle of having sex, I mentioned that I had stopped taking my birth control so we could get started on our family right away. In anger, he pulled back and finished on the bed. He shouted that he would never give me children and asked how I could trick him that way? I hadn't even recovered from my shock before he began convulsing on the bed. I started screaming and grabbed my phone but before the paramedics could arrive, Oliver was dead. What will my father think when he finds out? The family is going to think I'm a murderer.

Baby Blues

I really want children. I wanted Ernest to give me two kids and for us live in the penthouse in the city. But he died before I could get pregnant. I talked to Oliver about my desire for kids and that I feel like I would be worthless and unhappy without children. My father is dying for grandchildren and I want nothing more then to please my father. I'm even planning the wedding to make sure I could get pregnant on the wedding night. That would be absolutely perfect!

Another Wedding?

It's only been four months since Ernest died and his brother has fallen in love with me. He proposed last night and we are getting married next month. Oliver doesn't seem to have the same dark side as his brother. I really didn't want to get married again so soon, but my father seemed so pleased that someone else wanted to marry me, I had to comply. This wedding was just as grand as the last - here are a few pictures!


Dead?

Ernest died today.

I still can't believe I just wrote that and that it is true. We've only been married for two months, though he was getting more and more abusive. He finally got so mad that he drove his Cadillac too fast through a turn and flipped off a cliff. I can't say that a small part of me isn't relieved now that I'm out of his abuse, but my heart grieves for him and his family.

He hit me?




Ernest hit me today. He wrecked his favorite Ferrari and our stock dropped lower. I don't know what to do, if I tell anyone, the media will get a hold of it and it would be embarrassing and cause problems to my father's corporation.

Worried

The stock went down today and Ernest started throwing things around. It shocked me and I've never seen this side before. I'm a little worried and hope this is just a bad day and will not be a regular occurrence.

Setting Up Home

I met with the decorator today. The kitchen will be finished by the end of the month and I'm so excited about the new house we are building! Here are some pictures:



I looove this kitchen!!

Ernest isnt' quite as happy about everything that I am, but that's okay! I guess men aren't really into these kind of things, but that just means more shopping for me!

My Wedding

Welcome to my blog! I am starting this as the newest member of the Page family. I am now a part of the multi-trillion dollar Google family. I married their oldest son, Ernest Page. My father thought it would be a good business move for our family company, Yahoo!. Ernest and I met at a spring garden party last year and hit it off fairly well. I will have plenty of money and all I will ever need, so I am happy. :)