I have devised a plan to have a Page child. My heart is racing just typing this right now. I'm sure most people would not go to the lengths I plan to go, but I will do nothing wrong, since this is what I deserve, even though it might not be the most moral.
Step One: Go to Chanel and buy the hottest outfit I can find.
Step Two: Shane told me once that Judd Page loves to frequent Club Dynamite. Friday they are having a Halloween party.
Step Three: Wear my costume (with a mask) to the party and see Judd Page's reaction (he won't know it's me).
Step Four: Since his wife is dead, there is a high likely that he will want to sleep with me, and maybe I will get pregnant.
Step Five: If he sleeps with me, ask for his watch and class ring to prove that this will be a Page baby. If that doesn't work, there is always DNA tests!
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