WHAT THE ?!

Judd is denying all my claims that I am pregnant with his child and is embarrassing my whole family in media interviews and exclusives. We are on all the tabloids. He claims that I got pregnant by a trashy boyfriend and that I have paid a women to steal his class ring and watch. How long do you have to wait for DNA testing? I know it's too early, but how long will my family and I have to endure this ridicule?